Budding comedian

So today as I was preparing lunch I heard Jayden in the living room sort of muttering as he was playing with the desk chair. A few minutes later he pushes the desk chair into the kitchen area to show off his new "talent".

Jayden: Mommy, did you know that I can turn the chair and tell a joke?
Me: (sort of distracted by crying babies and lunch preparation) What are you talking about?
Jayden: Watch this! (begins turning the chair around and around with his hand)
Jayden: Why did the chickens cross the road without even looking?
Me: I don't know.
Jayden: Because they wanted to get hit by a car.
Me: Okay...
Jayden: (still spinning the chair around) Why did the dog make his-self talk and change his name to "Sickpants"?
Me: Change his name to what?
Jayden: Sickpants.
Me: Why?
Jayden: Because he wanted to become a human.

Is there some sort of contest he can enter? I mean, you have to admit the boy has talent. He can spin a chair AND tell jokes that don't make any sense.