Funny Jayden Quotes
Jayden was eating chicken fries from Burger King the other night and he said: "this chicken tastes like people...but people aren't crunchy."
He put a washcloth around his neck and said: "I put this washcloth on my neck because I want to be God."
"When I grow up, I want to be a grown-up." (I thought this was rather profound.)
This morning he was eating cinnamon spice oatmeal and he said: "this tastes like a spaceship cake."
Oh, where do these things come from?



