Funny Jayden Quotes

Nearly everyday Jayden says something that makes me laugh and just recently I decided that these need to be recorded somewhere. Josh was/is going to put them on the McKenney family blog, but I am beating him to it! Ha!

Jayden was eating chicken fries from Burger King the other night and he said: "this chicken tastes like people...but people aren't crunchy."

He put a washcloth around his neck and said: "I put this washcloth on my neck because I want to be God."

"When I grow up, I want to be a grown-up." (I thought this was rather profound.)

This morning he was eating cinnamon spice oatmeal and he said: "this tastes like a spaceship cake."

Oh, where do these things come from?