You know you are a parent of multiples if...

• You purchased a costco membership, but can't seem to find the time to go
• When you do go, you realize you can't fit much of anything with your caravan of babies
• Your family blog is overtaken with baby photos and stories
• Your household joy is much greater than the sum of all it's parts
• The strollers in your garage occupy the space of an entire car
• From another room, you can tell which baby is crying and for what reason
• Babies are rearranged to dodge drool pools rather than changing crib sheets
• Your family members pause and have second thoughts when seeing your number on the caller id
• You appreciate mail-in movie rentals more than anyone you know
• Date night = Outback Steakhouse takeout
• You can't write a 15 minute blog without having to tend to a baby (seriously happened just now)
• You've taken approximately 2200 photos in the first 6 months of your babies' lives
• Your contraceptive and fertility methods are now public documents
• You still aren't satisfied with you rehearsed response regarding fertility drugs
• You've learned the art of politely dodging a conversation in public places
• At one point, you've had a bottle in every room of your house
• You can change a diaper with nothing but moon light
• Your shoulders are sore for 3 days after carrying car seats into church
• You occasionally lose track of how many scoops you've poured into a bottle
• You can clean the kitchen while feeding a baby
• You can write a blog post while feeding three babies
• The subject of college funds makes you instinctively laugh (and throw up a little bit in your mouth)

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